Dad Okay I got you a crumb cake to share with your mom, you can have half and we'll bring the other half home for your mom.

Little girl, approx four-years-old I'm gonna eat more than half.

Dad Are you being a crumb thief?

Girl Yeah.

Dad You're gonna make your mommy sad if you eat all her crumb cake.

Girl But if I eat it all, she won't know!