The Signs as Bees

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merstrology:

Aries: those friendly bees that like to buzz by your ears to say hello
Taurus: that one bee that is constantly ricocheting between a million different flowers
Gemini: a super chubby bee that just wants to drink a lil sugar water and say hi to everyone
Cancer: the cutest lil honeybee that always has pollen dust on it
Leo: a very happy queen bee who don’t take shit from no man and just wants to protect her bee family
Virgo: a very sleepy bee who wants to come inside and hang out in your room when it rains (rain is super scary for bees!)
Libra: a teensy tiny bumblebee that sometimes has little bee parties in big flowers
Scorpio: a very lonely bee who lands on people as a way to try and find a friend and sometimes sneaks into people’s cars to say hello
Sagittarius: a mega excited little bee who just wants to go to France where all the nice flowers are
Capricorn: a bee who has their own little honey haven in the hive and always makes extra friendly buzz buzz noises when they find someone they like
Aquarius: a curious little bee who just wants to understand why the giant people are so mean to them
Pisces: a scared bee buddy who would never sting anyone and just wants to tell all the nice flowers goodmorning

This is the only one I will reblog