Me on the 8th of September: I can’t come to work tomorrow
Work: Why?
Me: I will be emotionally comprised and unable to undertake my duties of which potentially life threatening complications may arise due to the nature of my work in healthcare
Work: Why?
Me: SolAS
me: professor i can’t come to lecture this week
prof: why?
me: BC WHAT SOLAS AND I HAD WAS REAL!!!!
me at work all day pretending to be like a normal human being but really inside its like MY HEART IS BEING STUNG BY A THOUSAND TINY PATRICK WEEKES SHAPED DAGGERS
me running out the lecture hall after class
ME AFTER RIDING MY BIKE HOME FROM WORK AND GETTING OUT OF MY SWEATY CLOTHES TO SIT AT MY COMPUTER
So basically new dlc and I’m getting all my hw done a week in advance to accommodate for this nonsense