This Fursona Generator is both amazing and genuinely terrifying.
It comes up with stuff like “black hamster. it is made of glass. it never blinks.” BUT THEN ALSO “fairy crab. it is a witch. it is always coated in glitter.”
melanistic bee. it is a communist. it is always coated in glitter.
fuschia bear. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp. it has ram horns.
speckled penguin. it wears an oversized pearl necklace. to look into its eyes is to peer into a distant abyss.
Glistening Pup. It worships powerful dolphin deities. In place of a head it has a softly glowing cube that glows and pulses softly WHAT THE HELL KIND OF LOVECRAFTIAN NIGHTMARE AM I
glossy black rabbit. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp. a golden halo floats above its head.
literally me tho???
slimy penguin. it carries a nail bat. it wears short shorts that say CLAM.
…what.
sparkling purple tiger. it has incredibly long and luxurious fur. it seems to be glitching.
this is actually really cool
“hipster fish. it loves strawberry milkshakes. it dresses like a pinup girl.”
“melanistic sparkledog. its tongue is bright green. it speaks a forgotten and ancient language both disturbing and enchanting to mortal ears.”
that’s actually … really cool
celestial pudu. it is always smiling. it loves to wear combat boots with cute stickers all over them.
I actually kind of like that!
Cream dove. It dresses like a greaser. It runs a Jimmy Carter fan blog
big white rooster. it has very long hair with many flowers in it. a small rainbutt follows it everywhere.
… no part of this makes sense