The Weile Woods

tethrasing:

fun facts for my smol son cole

• always calls bull “the iron bull”
• tries really hard but cannot tell knock knock jokes
• “no, erimond is an asshole”
  
• fought a rat to retrieve cassandra’s grandmother’s locket
• is very very happy when sera calls him “him” instead of “it”
• asks blackwall if his beard is a mask
• killed lord seeker lambert
• was the ghost of the white spire (the circle in val royeaux)
• always knew what blackwall was hiding but didn’t tell anyone because blackwall had truly changed
• tries to help cullen by sending him letters via inquisition messengers
• tries to add honey to leliana’s wine by having an inquisition messenger put a dead bee in her cup
• tells josephine to give the refugees the warmer quarters in skyhold
• helps josephine find the brooch her grandmother gave her after a bird took it
• does an absolutely adorable impression of varric
• after varric becomes viscount of kirkwall, cole visits him to help the people of kirkwall