the ten worst places in thedas to live

mehofkirkwall:

frozenlavafield:

spicyshimmy:

1. the hinterlands—bears everywhere. why are there so many bears. cassandra pentaghast is fighting a bear in your garden. don’t live here
2. the storm coast—hasn’t stopped raining since 9:32 dragon
3. the exalted plains—too many orlesians and demons wandering around. can’t tell which is worse
4. redcliffe village—literally the gotham of thedas. constantly under attack. definitely don’t live here
5. the forbidden oasis/the western approach—why does thedas have this much sand
6. crestwood—do not trust the mayor
7. the hissing wastes—should be called “venatori mumbling to themselves wastes”. take bull here to raise his approval but do not live here
8. emprise du lion—freezing red lyrium theme park. why would anyone live here
9. the fallow mire—it is literally called the fallow mire. don’t live here
10. the emerald graves—giants will step on you. you will not live here

11. Kirkwall - always on fire

Hey, in Kirkwall the heating is FREE ok that is a PLUS

(Source: spicyshimmy-blog)