the ten worst places in thedas to live
- the hinterlands—bears everywhere. why are there so many bears. cassandra pentaghast is fighting a bear in your garden. don’t live here
- the storm coast—hasn’t stopped raining since 9:32 dragon
- the exalted plains—too many orlesians and demons wandering around. can’t tell which is worse
- redcliffe village—literally the gotham of thedas. constantly under attack. definitely don’t live here
- the forbidden oasis/the western approach—why does thedas have this much sand
- crestwood—do not trust the mayor
- the hissing wastes—should be called “venatori mumbling to themselves wastes”. take bull here to raise his approval but do not live here
- emprise du lion—freezing red lyrium theme park. why would anyone live here
- the fallow mire—it is literally called the fallow mire. don’t live here
- the emerald graves—giants will step on you. you will not live here
11. Kirkwall - always on fire
Hey, in Kirkwall the heating is FREE ok that is a PLUS