Day one of my American Lit Class

Prof Please write your name on the index cards, I keep a detailed note system on every one of my students. That way if someone calls asking asking about you for a job or if you ever said anything critical of the government, I can say, uh... yes, I remember Miss... Weiler, was it?

Me Yes. And hundreds of times. I'm doomed already.

Prof ... Right. And on that note, if you don't want your information documented, please pass up $75 with your named index card.