• Future Husband: I love you! *pulls out ring* Will you marry me?
  • Me: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
  • [High winds start blowing as I rise in the air and my voice drops 30 octaves]
  • Me: In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS! STRONG THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
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