critical-perspective:

weileash:

just-shower-thoughts:

What if Americans colonize Mars but the American colonies declare independence?

then we’ll have become our father

Colonists rocket dump supplies in the space harbor

Colonists realize only too late that Earth supplies no longer being sent due to embargos now in place

Colonists forgot to terraform uninhabitable hellish planet before going full separatist

Colonists starve to death

They need Martian John “You Don’t Work, You Don’t Eat” Smith.

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