critical-perspective:

coffeeandspentbrass:

I hear the “just racking a pump shotgun is enough to scare off intruders.” Trope on a nearly daily basis at school. You’d think these guys would know better…

Shooting them also works wonders.

  1. mpr9000 said: Then I sell them a Glock with 4 boxes of Barnes X-Tags instead of the Mossberg and 2 boxes of shifty birdshot they came in for.
  2. mpr9000 said: This is the point in the conversation where I tell them… “Uh well sir, not quite. Now the perp knows where you are and you just gave your position away.” Then they say. “You know what, you’re right son! I never thought of it that way!” Then still go on to say that birdshot is the best home defense round. Haha. Fuckn Fudds don’t know anything.
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  4. hold-muh-beer-yall reblogged this from tyrandfenrir and added:
    It is the universal sound that crosses all language barriers.
  5. tangopapatango said: it doesn’t necessarily scare them off but it does give them the chance to ponder their life choices before further action (however much longer their life is depends greatly on their conclusion)