The DoD spent $170k on a study about why walking with coffee makes it spill >>

theicequeenofsteampunk:

your-uncle-dave:

randomrants-obdm:

Without government, who will spend nearly $200k to figure out why coffee spills when walking?

I don’t want to palm my own face. I want to palm the face of everyone involved with funding and conducting this study.

With a shovel.

Standing over a cliff. Over the ocean. With hungry sharks.

My dad works at the Pentagon and says grown men are always carrying their coffee cups around like torches. It’s probably the biggest problem they face each day, why not throw nearly $200 grand at it?

(Source: randomrants-obdm)