i attracted a deathclaw to my settlement and all it ever does is queue for beverages
Read with Hancock’s voice:
So, a Deathclaw walks into a bar and the bartender says: “We don’t serve Deathclaws here.” The Deathclaw replies: “That’s ok. Is your human fresh?”
(Source: lynxinia)
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