The Weile Woods

pettyartist:

fattyatomicmutant:

motherhenna:

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.

HP: 2

Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),

Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage

Alternate spells: stinking cloud, enthrall, shatter