a guide to the white girl’s “sexy” dance

grandmasterbooty:

whitegirlsaintshit:

• sway hips in a figure 8 motion
• do this while bending the knees into a squat position
• come back up
• raise arms above head
• look at armpit seductively
• put hands in hair
• don’t pay attention to the beat
• at all
• this is your dancefloor
• you rule the school, Megan
• swing those hips, you sexy bitch

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