Instead of doing something productive, I stumbled across the song “The Quiz” by Hello Saferide and decided, why the heck not?  So here’s my own quiz of whether or not we’re compatible.  Do you pass or fail?

Hey, I heard you think that I’m kind of cute

And I guess I feel the same about you.

But you know I’m a bit of a mess right now

And you’re causing me a bit of stress right now

So I wrote this quiz just to see

If there can ever be a you and me.

Will you sing with me in the car?

And not mind if my voice isn’t quite up to par?

Will you let me steal all of your sweaters?

Will you, just because, write me little letters?            

Would you trip when we’re walking in the woods together?

Will you think I’m crazy after reading my Tumblr?

Will you fight me to see who can reach the door first?

Would you agree with me that Pelosi is the worst?

Will you make fun of me for watching My Little Pony?

In fact, will you watch it every Saturday with me?

And surprise me with breakfast and real maple syrup?

Do you know how to make Brunswick stew?

Do you dislike PDA as much as I do?

Will you be offended if I wear heels

And I’m a little more than taller than you?

Will you tell me where my art went wrong?

Will you tell me when my facts are wrong

And then spend the afternoon on the internet

Just to say you won that bet?

Would you mind it if I let dogs lick my lips

But then I went to kiss your face?

Would you mind if I went and took in every stray

Until there wasn’t room for us at our place?

Can you speak in only memes for a day?

Would you mind sometimes if I just runaway

But I promise to always come back?

Do you lie when I’m not wearing make-up

And tell me I’m just as pretty when painted up?

Will you buy me limes to put in all my soup?

Will you at all time keep your pants on

Because I still think boys have cooties?

Do you cry when you watch kid movies?

Because I know they get me every time.

Will you stutter a bit when you tell me you love me?

Because boys too refined are all insincerity.

And do you promise to tell me bedtime stories?

And hold me until I fall asleep

And then even until I wake up?