While a lot of these hit home, a few points:
Gif 1 already exists. Ever looked at a magazine rack recently? The media isn’t just trying to cookie cutter women into what is “perfect”. Men’s magazines are just as awful.
The movies full of hot actiony women? Yeah okay there’s a gender barrier there, but do straight women really complain when we get to watch a good movie full of hot guys? Nnnnnope.
While I did get a bitter laugh from the fat wife/hot husband flip, I think that’s a bit of an exaggeration. Usually the wives are relatively attractive, but screeching or dowdy, not just straight up eye candy. Comedies usually succeed in making all characters screw ups in some way.