• Sbux barista: I have this new mole on my arm and I'm worried it's cancerous.
  • Doctor: We'll take a sample and send it to the lab to be tested.
  • *later*
  • Doctor: Your results came in. It's not a mole, just a conglomerate of mocha and frappuccino roast.
  • Barista: but the blood--
  • Doctor: Raspberry syrup.
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