la-plus-heureuse:

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

My dad works at the Pentagon and I went in to meet a guy about a contract writing job.
I got a visitor pass and my photo taken, and went through two metal detectors, two guard dogs, a bag and coat x-ray, and a body scan.
somehow my dumb ass forgot I had pepperspray and a Swiss army knife in the bottom of my bag.
AND THEY ONLY ASKED ME ABOUT MY UMBRELLA.

I got in to one of the most secure places in the country with banned items.

ingloriouus:

jesuisanys:

Hillary giving a speech on economic inequality, wearing a $12,500 Armani coat

😂😂😂

seriouslysolas:

MY BOYFRIEND JUST SENT ME THIS AND I’M SCREAMING

(Source: honeetits)

trainwiz:

So I noticed that the baby in Fallout 4 is an armor piece, and i got curious. There are in fact, two babies armor pieces, and I equipped them both.

Chuck now dual wields babies. It’s okay, his babies are as durable as he is. He killed a deathclaw with them.

If you too want to master the ancient martial arts of babyfighting, F468E and 22F83F are the formIDs for each, you have to use equipitem in the console to get them, and they’ll remove your pipboy once you do.

toyota-senpai:

causaldragoon:

volsura:

tfw ur an evil crab but ur favorite song comes on

he’s teabaggin that cardboard so hard to his favorite song

When it panned over to Preston I fucking lost it.

megazarak:

I really just saw this skeleton… Wanted to make a lame joke for my friends… And then this.

(Also my laugh is terrible)

topshaming:

decayingdancer:

Jesus was canonly asexual so can we stop acting like the bible condemns queer people

let’s all delete

halannee:

Whale I bet you didn’t see this coming..

itsliketheyknowus:

“I work hard for my body and my baby, but standard infant carriers often hid my relentlessly chiseled midsection, or worse, put my baby at risk of being cut by my sweet, sweet abs.”

Introducing the all new “V-Cut Carrier.” Finally, a babywearing solution for people who look like 16th-century marble sculptures.