In other news, my mom is sewing stuffed seahorses for the battalion’s newborns and is including this tag.  I approve of her font choice.

I love babysitting for my neighbor kids I just go over and get paid to play Pokemon with them I mean I gave the six-year-old my Pokemon X game and he’s been level grinding for me for the past two hours and enjoying it God Bless this family. ♥

The boyfriend came to visit! ♥♥♥

I may be on an apple and bacon diet right now.  A gala apple and Canadian bacon for breakfast, Honey Crisp apples and bacon in my salad for lunch, followed by an apple turnover, and now hot apple cider.

It must be fall.

My mom and I went shopping yesterday and she followed me into one of those fast fashion stores and her reaction was, “You guys really need to get your own style, this all just 80’s rehashing.”

Is there a problem with that???

I’m a Tumblr one-night stander.  I’ll delve like 39 pages into your blog, enjoying it thoroughly, then I suddenly leave without committing to following.

No joke I’m requesting the day off of work on October 12th because the new Pokemon game is coming out.

I don’t get people who call oil and gas “the Earth’s blood” because it’s not.  It’s decomposed organic material.  It’s more like the Earth’s feces.  It’s been digested.  It’s not carrying life sustaining properties for the Earth like blood.  Get yo facts straight.

“The Oxford English Dictionary notes some old Dutch words “botervlieg” and “boterschijte,” and conjectures that butterflies’ excrement may have been thought to resemble butter, hence giving the name “butter-shit,” then “butter-fly”.”

My brother and I don’t fight each other over the internet.  We work together to find out why the heck neither of us can connect to it.