calwyne:

accidentalapostate:

I am pretty certain this is why photoshop exists.

(Source: allisondraste)

scrapironflotilla:

Russian female soldiers training with rifles, ca1917.

just-shower-thoughts:

The customer is always right, but you aren’t a customer until you’ve made a purchase, most complaints are from non-customers

(Source: twitter.com)

• [Inquisitor advisors help you deal with a difficult co-worker]
• Josephine: I know a friend of a friend who has a friend who can get him fired. There doesn't need to be a reason.
• Leliana: Look, I'm not saying murder him, but I'm not saying DON'T murder him. Be open to murdering him, is what I'm saying.
• Cullen: Subterfuge and unlawful killings are unworthy of our Inquisition. I say send twenty of our best templars to his house and have them burn it to the ground, like civilized men.

molentary:

through the woods [listen]
a whimsical but slightly unsettling playlist for your adventure through the woods as you stumble over and snap tree branches, cast torchlight against the backdrop of thick, dense leaves, clutch the book of dark secrets against your chest, and finally, enter the great unknown.

01. into the unknown (over the garden wall theme song) - the blasting company
02. run boy run - woodkid
03. made me realize (gravity falls theme song) - brad breeck
04. back to the holler - alec holowka
05. bones & skin - mirah
06. myling lullaby - jonathan eng
07. bäckasång - daniel olsen
08. locksång på orgel - daniel olsen
09. vesuvius - sufjan stevens
10. afraid - the neighbourhood
11. uncle charlie - clint mansell
12. dignity - kim hong jib
13. credits (from over the garden wall) - the blasting company
14. main theme (the housemaid) - kim hong jib
15. crawford institute (family secrets) - clint mansell
16. 미행 (그립자) (music box version) - f(x)
17. 伝説の楽園 - nishiura tomohito
18. oh the joy - jonathan eng

missellethegoosinator:

Savage

forever-afk:

oh my god

(Source: johncenasmixtape)

accomplishmenthunter:

im fuckin hilarious tbh

(Source: accomplishmenthunter-blog)

conceptualsolitude:

concept: me, sleeping in a forest. flowers grow from my scars. moss fills the lonely parts of me. ferns are growing in the pit of my stomach where fear used to live