theheartbrokenlibertarian:

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

critical-perspective:

oankali:

zigludo:

baketothefuture:

Holy fuck

The people who got the Pokemon Go beta test did data mining and apparently one of the “biomes” where different Pokemon are is “Place of Worship”

Battle the pope to get arceus confirmed

fuck this means im going to have to join a church to complete my pokedex

religion-locked pokemon

There is only one god.

“And Bird Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the HELIX except through START.”

Red 14:6

thackerybiinx:

I saw this on Twitter and thought tumblr needed to see this.

Gimme love
Gimme dreams
Gimme a good self-esteem~~!
Don’t wanna feel bLUUUUUuue anYMOoooore~~