Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better
maybe the real fallout 4 was in our hearts all along
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My Writing Course prof emailed the class tonight…
“None of you have submitted your journal entry, which is due at midnight tonight. I’m assuming it’s an error on my end because not ALL of you could possibly be procrastinators… right?”
… How long have you been teaching in a university?