“SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to form all elements of the papers. Our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence.
One useful purpose for such a program is to auto-generate submissions to conferences that you suspect might have very low submission standards.”
i can science too now guys
Sbux barista: I have this new mole on my arm and I'm worried it's cancerous.
Doctor: We'll take a sample and send it to the lab to be tested.
*later*
Doctor: Your results came in. It's not a mole, just a conglomerate of mocha and frappuccino roast.
Barista: but the blood--
Doctor: Raspberry syrup.
“This obstacle is taxing him more than the US government.”
— American Ninja Warrior commentator during Survivor Sam’s run
Kind of had a “clever girl” moment in Target today… and I feel like bragging.
In walked this living cliche of the sweaty gamer, drinking one of those “Bawls” energy drinks. When he finished, instead of simply tossing the bottle he stuck it in one of the pockets of a pair of jeans for sale. Now, today was unseasonably warm and I tend to go a little… haywire when it’s hot. So, I grabbed the bottle, marched over to him, stuffed it in his hand and said, “Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you left your Bawls behind. I figured you might want them back because without them you’re just a dick.”
Not sure if I should be proud of myself or thanking God he didn’t kill me because this guy was at least 6'3".