Overheard at Panera (or Kids are Horrible Little Humans)

• Dad: Okay I got you a crumb cake to share with your mom, you can have half and we'll bring the other half home for your mom.
• Little girl, approx four-years-old: I'm gonna eat more than half.
• Dad: Are you being a crumb thief?
• Girl: Yeah.
• Dad: You're gonna make your mommy sad if you eat all her crumb cake.
• Girl: But if I eat it all, she won't know!

Panera Bread has a pretty awesome radio station.  Fleet Foxes, Mumford & Sons, Of Monsters and Men, The Lumineers, Belle & Sebastian… and they don’t just play their radio hits, either.  It’s a pleasure to use their WiFi, go do it (but also buy something because y'know common decency).