Me: Well, I went for a walk with the dog, spent some time on the internet, went shopping, ate lunch at that Vietnamese restaurant, spent some more time on the internet, vacuumed the house, spent more time on the internet, cooked you dinner, and cleaned the bathroom.
Brother: All on your own?
Me: Well... there were the dogs... and I tried to talk to the waitress...
Brother:
Me:
Brother: We need to get you a video game so you can have a life again.
