• Sbux barista: I have this new mole on my arm and I'm worried it's cancerous.
• Doctor: We'll take a sample and send it to the lab to be tested.
• *later*
• Doctor: Your results came in. It's not a mole, just a conglomerate of mocha and frappuccino roast.
• Barista: but the blood--
• Doctor: Raspberry syrup.

And tonight’s sketch is exemplary of my ignorance on how plant matter grows on a basic level.

No reference tonight because tired. Have a happy Wednesday!