the signs as male characters that tumblr fandoms have fixated on and reinterpreted to the point of them being unrecognizable in order to fit them into their preferred character archetypes

augustnook:

aries: bill cipher

taurus: sans

gemini: wheatley

cancer: junkrat

leo: that new skull dude from pokemon fuck if i know his name

virgo: loki

libra: the onceler

scorpio: the clock from don’t hug me i’m scared

sagittarius: komaeda

capricorn: gamzee

aquarius: kylo ren

pisces: pick any one of the white dudes from supernatural

(Source: bergentruckung)

gabbysilang:

irzs:

A MAN NAMED OSKAAR FROM REYKJAVIK ICELAND GIVES US A PIECE OF HIS MIND FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE IT

This is better than every single found footage film I have ever seen.

“I GET THREE HOURS OF DAYLIGHT AND YOUR CITY IS ARGUING OVER ONE.”
“SAVE YOUR DAYLIGHT DAVE. SAVE IT.”