Today at work I had three girls ask if I was bi and single.

That’s a new record.  Because I get hit on by a LOT more girls than guys lately.

One of them was sort of prompted because she was the friend of a coworker and we got into a short convo about KorrAsami, but the other two???  Idk maybe I’m sending out vibes I’m not even aware of.

• Inspiration Week Before Paper is Due: idk man got nothing
• Me: k but we'll need something soon
• Inspiration Night Before Paper is Due: WHOA LIKE I'VE GOT THESE IDEAS AND I KNOW IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE 1000 WORDS BUT WHAT IF
• Me: no please stop we only need 1000 words and I need at least five hours of sleep to get through a 12 hour school day
• Inspiration: BUT WHAT IF
• Inspiration: WE WROTE MORE
• Inspiration: BECAUSE
• Inspiration: THIS
• Inspiration: COULD
• Inspiration: BE
• Inspiration: KILLER.
• Me: *sigh* fine.

Bartleby: The Original Occupy Wall Street

The copied the scrivener.

Me, at the end of my shift, to the tune of “Let it Go”

FUCK IT ALL

FUCK IT ALL

CAN’T HANDLE THIS SHIT NO MO-O-ORE

FUCK IT ALL

FUCK IT ALL

I’M HEADING OUT THE DOOR

I JUST WANNA MAAAAKE

IIIIT TOOO PAAAAY DAAAAAY

The pay isn’t worth it anyway.

I had a coworker slam her hand against the counter the other day and proclaim that she finally realized whom I look like.

Lorde.

She is the sixth person, on separate occasions unrelated to each other, to say I look like Lorde.

Anyway, now this coworker sings Lorde songs around me all the time and one day I’m going to sing along not realizing it (because I sing a lot at work it keeps me from damning everyone) and it will bring her immense satisfaction.

A (relation unknown) relative my family has recently reconnected with, and whom I’ve only met twice, sent me a Facebook message to “like” a “Heavy Metal-Death Metal-Hardcore” band’s page because “they seem like my kind of beat”.

Note: I never once mentioned what kind of music I like, this is something he gleaned from my PERSONALITY.

Amazing.

I forgot how old I am today.

It begins.

I have to read and watch “Brokeback Mountain” for my creative writing class.

I am really uncomfortable watching R-rated movies, especially romance-orientated R-rated movies.  I’ll probably be okay with the short story because as I understand it, it isn’t graphic, but the movie has me a bit itchy.  Has anyone seen the movie, and can tell me how graphic it is?

Thanks!  ♥

SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator >>

“SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to form all elements of the papers. Our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence.

One useful purpose for such a program is to auto-generate submissions to conferences that you suspect might have very low submission standards.”

i can science too now guys

I make a lot of “If I had a dollar” analogies because it’s actually a cry for help.  Please pay me for these horrible experiences.