I don’t care if you’re 45 and Trick or Treating but you darn well be wearing a costume.  A REAL costume.  Not all black and a beanie “I’m a robber” costume.  Not just wanna show off your trashy outfits “I’m XXX celebrity” costume (unless it’s an ICONIC OUTFIT).  Not just a mask you bought last minute at the leftover costume section.

A.

Real.

Costume.

But why get that god forsaken Franken Frappuccino when you can get a Black Cat Frappuccino?

Get a pumpkin spice frappuccino mocha affogato style.

Things I would like to do today:

1. not screw up
2. see number 1

Today I had a guest ask if we had anymore vanilla sweetened milk boxes for his baby and I honest to God lied and said no, because it was because I didn’t want that much sugar in that baby.

So instead I just filled up the baby’s bottle with regular milk for free.

I can’t bring myself to be a part of the diabetes epidemic in children lately, it’s so heartbreaking. I will honestly be fired before I let one more parent put a grande caramel frappuccino–extra caramel!– in their 16 month old. Not from my hands, no sir.

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Things that I miss (in no particular order):

1. No one criticizing me for my schedule
2. My purple/pink/whatever colored hair streak
3. Seeing the person I love every other day
4. Solitude without questions

Things that I don’t miss (in no particular order):

1. Feeling inept
2. Dying my hair every weekend
3. Worrying someone notice me with the one I love
4. Being alone while I lie on the floor in anxiety

And incidentally all those things happened in the same period of my life.

there’s too much good stuff out there to reblog

I told myself this was going to be an art blog

For my art

About my art

where did I go wrong?

Things that I should not do:

1. cut my own hair

Things that I do:

1. cut my own hair

For anyone that remembered the situation with my inappropriate coworkers, here’s an update:

I spoke with HR about it and they spoke to our team lead, and they spoke to the coworkers in question. Since then the inappropriate behavior let up a bit, but other things have gotten worse.

A few days after being spoken to, the boy in the couple confronted two of our coworkers, accusing them at work of “telling on him”. They both let him have it, telling him how vastly inappropriate he was being in accusing them, how this is the behavior that everyone has a problem with, and he needs to get over it and sort himself out.

Since then, the couple has been exceedingly incompetent. They come late, leave early, repeatedly fail to do assigned tasks asked of them, and refuse to act like decent human beings to the rest of us. We’re getting extraordinarily busy now as we start getting into the HalloThanksMas season and this is the worst time to be dealing with their toddler temper tantrums.

So, our ETL and team lead are holding a special meeting with all of us next week. I spoke to our TL about it today because amazingly enough our work schedules lined up, and she said briefly it was going to address all this nonsense. And that she was not gonna be nice.

This is what happens when you have ~8 young, uneducated women (and one moody teenage dudebro) working together. Ugh.

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