missourimonster:

c2queen:

Retail Robin is my new favorite meme you guys. I’ve sadly experienced ALL of these working retail. What about you guys? I HATE RETAIL.

YESSSS THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS

Literal Artist's Nightmare

• Family Member: I have an art project for you.
• Me: *internal screaming*

• Sbux barista: I have this new mole on my arm and I'm worried it's cancerous.
• Doctor: We'll take a sample and send it to the lab to be tested.
• *later*
• Doctor: Your results came in. It's not a mole, just a conglomerate of mocha and frappuccino roast.
• Barista: but the blood--
• Doctor: Raspberry syrup.