egalitarianqueen:

punkrocktaire:

this is exactly what you think it is

It was

acrazypigeon:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

classicalbombshell:

unicornrii:

yourzombiepinup:

I thought this video died

I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS

@darkanddustypaintedonthesky STOP NO WHO WENT TO HELL TO BRING THIS BACK OH MY GOD NO 

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junkandstuff:

What the fuck even is this show

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Don’t expect much, eheheh…

• Sturmhond: Hey, I just met you
• Alina:
• Sturmhond: and this is crazy
• Alina:
• Sturmhond: but I am Nikolai Lantsov, Major of the Twenty-Second Regiment, Soldier of the King's Army, Grand Duke of Udova, and second son to His Most Royal Majesty, Kind Alexander the Third, Ruler of the Double Eagle Throne, may his life and reign be long
• Alina:
• Sturmhond: so marry me, maybe?

Kind of had a “clever girl” moment in Target today… and I feel like bragging.

In walked this living cliche of the sweaty gamer, drinking one of those “Bawls” energy drinks.  When he finished, instead of simply tossing the bottle he stuck it in one of the pockets of a pair of jeans for sale.  Now, today was unseasonably warm and I tend to go a little… haywire when it’s hot.  So, I grabbed the bottle, marched over to him, stuffed it in his hand and said, “Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you left your Bawls behind.  I figured you might want them back because without them you’re just a dick.”

Not sure if I should be proud of myself or thanking God he didn’t kill me because this guy was at least 6'3".

Either way…